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Fun fact of the day: the 33 pairs of shoes I own include only 1 pair of heels… Guess i’m a more practical kind of person. I do have 9 pairs of sandals though hahaha. #texasproblems

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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m-arshmallow:

love this
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westcoast-kids:

sn-ape:

obeymileycyrus:

1m-b4tman:

iamthewalrrus:

way-beyond-compare:

hhumanoid:


I FINALLY HAVE THIS ON MY BLOG
I REGRET NOTHING
I feel accomplished
I feel like I have a proper blog now.
my blog is complete
YES. blog complete.
asdfghjkl
TUMBLR RULE # 183
You must reblog this when you see it on your dash.
I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED RIGHT NOW.
Finally.
OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
My tumblr feels complete. :)
Unofficial rule of Tumblr: This must make it onto your blog.
^ everything he said was true. Must reblog this.
holy shit…my life right here.
just for the shits and gigs
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
LOL
now i feel like in my customize page!!!1!!! omg yeah!!!!1!1!
Im feeling more apart of tumblr thanks to this.
Hahaha these comments are so unnecessary!!!
i don’t follow the rules coz i’m bad ass but i will still reblog this.
AAAAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR DIS.
WOOOT
ITS FINALLY ON MY BLOG, AFTER SEEING IT EVERYTIME I CHANGE AROUND MY THEME OR EDIT SHIT
the things it says on here omfg why 
FUCKING GOT IT
MY BLOG FINALLY HAS THIS YESSSSSS
It must be shit to be on the most famous Tumblr picture,but have your face BLURRED OUT… 
This is pretty needed..

i’ve reblogged this 34900754 times FUCKYEA

I don’t understand, what’s this?

finally :’)

forever reblog
if you don’t understand this. get off tumblr plz. omFG. c:

omfg yes, i feel so accomplished :)

if you do not reblog this gtfo tumblr


Lololol
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five-nice-sweaters:

holy shit the cuteness is overwhelming 
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Just finished my LAST Drop10 cardio! 600+ calories out the door! #hot #sweaty #tired #haappyyy! #drop10  (Taken with instagram)
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